Belly Rubs...GOOD, Eye Boogers...BAD!

Happy Turkey Day! I know Mommy will bringing home some Turkey for us this afternoon. She is good to us like that. So thoughtful.
While she is gone to eat her holiday dinner, me and the other kitties thought we should use the time to update Mommy's blog.
I kind of wish she were here to give me a belly rub. She really gives great ones. They are so wonderful, I become defenseless. I can't move... eyes roll back into the head...total relaxation. When she stops and I snap out of my trance, I find myself flat on my back... legs and arms flopped out... belly up! Sometimes I just lay there and hope she will start to rub my belly some more.
Maybe, I'll get a belly full of yummy turkey later and one of those awesome belly rubs.
OH DEAR GOD! NOOOOOOO I just realized I have a giant crusty eye booger!
How do those get there, anyway? I sure did not put it there. Maybe one of the other cats stuck it in there when I was asleep! I know it was not there earlier!
CRAP! Mommy is going to want to pull it out. I hate when she does that.
The only thing worse is having to take a pill. I have got to get rid of this eye booger.
Damn paws. They don't help at all. Maybe if I rub my head against Twiggy it will stick in her fur and get out of my eye. She is probably the one that stuck it in there while I was sleeping. She's tricky like that.
POOP! That did not work. I tried to rub my face on the couch pillows, too... but no luck. It is stuck in there really good.
I guess I 'll just have to make sure she does not see it. If she is around, I'll just turn my face with the boogery eye away from her.
Gee, I sure hope this doesn't ruin my Turkey Day.
Happy Holidays... Chipper
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