Old Man Stoney

I'm Stoney. I'm old and tired. I just like to go with the flow. Unless Sammy is around. I don't like her. I love to torture her and chase her around the house. Putting the fear of God into her is my reason for being when I am not asleep, eating or trying to molest Chipper. Mommy keeps calling me gay and yells at me when I try to hump Chipper... Not real sure what that means...all I know is Chipper is so sweet and handsome, I can't help myself. If you knew Sammy, you'd try to hump Chipper, too. Sammy just gets on my nerves. Mom brought her home 7 years ago back when I was the only cat in the house. My life has never been the same since.

I have to do something to get attention...so I terrorize Sammy and try to "be gay" with Chipper. Chipper doesn't seem to like it too much...but I really don't care. I am THE BOSS. This is my house and I do what I want....which, based on what I've told you so far isn't much, huh?
Oh, well... I guess it's time for a nap.