Public Enemy #1

I am Sammy! I am beautiful and I do not want those other cats around. If they would just leave me alone I would be just fine! Grumpy old Stoney is a complete jack-ass. I will just be laying on my favorite furry blanket getting my beauty sleep and that creep will come up and swat my pretty little nose for no good reason at all!!! He has turned all the other cats against me, too.
I really don't care, though, because Mommy loves me. That is all I need. Every time Mommy lays down on the couch I run as fast as I can and lay on her tummy. Partially because I love her so much. - but the main reason I do it is because it really irritates those other mean little kitties and grumpy old Stoney. They don't like it at all!!! HAH! HAH! HAH!

Mommy keeps saying I'm a diva, whatever that means...Anyway, gotta run...time to groom, snub those other kitties and catch some more beauty sleep.