Flying Chickens - Stoney's Miracle

Yesterday, the clouds parted and a ray of sun shone down right upon me. It was truly miraculous. After months of eating nothing but that dry crunchy cat food and the occasional can of "Salmon Supper" Mommy feeds us, my prayers were answered.
It was a normal day, much like all the others. I was just laying around... torturing Sammy every chance I got... and doing my typical booty sniffing "meet and greets" when my world suddenly got brighter and I was given a whole new reason to live. It all started like this:

Mommy brought home a box of the most delicious smelling stuff my nose had ever sniffed. She was bringing it to the table. I knew I had to have some, but I knew that would never happen... If I even "thought" about trying to get near it, Mommy and the boy would start making all these loud noises and shooing me away... "NO!" is a word I have become very familiar with when they eat meals. I quit trying a long time ago. Then all of a sudden, much to my surprise, I saw a beautiful thing. The bottom of the box gave way and there was flying chicken as far as my eyes could see! Golden, tender chicken strips showering down from the heavens!

Hallelujah! ...
I moved my little legs as fast as they could carry me! "Paws don't fail me now", I thought... It was as if the whole thing was happening in slow motion! I grabbed a juicy morsel and ran off to a safe place. I was not about to lose it!
I couldn't eat the whole thing before Mommy found me and threw the rest out. But you know what, that is O.K.! All I needed was a taste of the sweet life... and it was soooo good. I will never forget the day of the flying chickens!