Mug Shots

Sammy
Chipper
Puddin'
Twiggy
Stoney Cat

These are the guilty parties....

They are charged with the following:

*Distruction of private property *(Couches, Glassware, Shoes & Clothing)

*Mischievious conduct * (Scattering mail, turning over trashcans, opening all the cabinets, tripping the humans, illegal climbing, trespassing & terrorizing bugs, lizards and each other)

*Attempted Escape* (Running from the scene of the crime, hiding out & trying to illegally cross the border - the front door)

*Attempting to influence the Jury* (By looking all sweet and innocent and then rubbing up against them sweetly)

* Cat Burglary* (Socks, hairclips/ties, twisty ties & their human's food..Oh... and my heart!)

*Drug Addiction* (Catnip abuse...They just can't say No)

Puddin's Payback

Hi, I'm Puddin'. I'm one of Mommy's Maine Coon babies. I try to keep my hi-jinx pretty low key.
When I was a baby, we got this new pet door that let us go out on the enclosed porch. It was great!!! But I couldn't get my favorite toy out the door with me!!! Talk about frustration. All I wanted to do was take my toy out into the sunlight and enjoy the fresh air coming through the screens.
My toy is a giant mousy cut out of a piece of carpet with googly eyes and (this part is brilliant!) a big springy thingy for a tail that stands straight up in the air!! On the end of the springy thingy is a cool sparkly ball with a bell!! Oh, man....talk about fun!!!
I would put the springy thingy in my mouth and try to go through the little pet door....and BAM... I'd pull and pull with my little arms and legs, but the mousy was too wide to go through the door. Mommy was so mean...she would laugh and point. The whole time I'm thinking "GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP ME!!"... Boy, I showed her... after a couple days I figured it out. I just tucked that mousy under my belly and held the sparkly ball in my mouth and... WHOOSH...me and mousy were out the door!
Kiss my butt mommy!!

THE PAYBACK... for her lack of crucial assistance... I developed a horrid case of "The Runs" and made sure I pooped all over the place!!!! It was both messy and stinky!!! She'd get down on her hands and knees to scrub up my stinky artwork and I laughed and pointed. I'm sure she was thinking "Get your ass over here and help me!!" It was a riot! Well...that is...until mommy had to take me to the vet and my booty was sooooo sore from all that diarrhea! Anyway...she was really sweet and loving about the whole mess, so I haven't pulled rank like that again. I sure am glad my booty isn't sore anymore!

20 Paws Up!

I love my cats. In fact, they are awesome. Cat's are the most beautiful animals and they seem to possess a confidence and personality that just makes them irresistable.
I feel really blessed to have 5 cats living in my home. My teenage son seems to have less patience with them....but then I catch him snuggling with one of our goofy furballs and I know he loves them, too. Teenagers have a way of bitching about everything all the time anyway, so I know he's just "expressing himself". I think having the kitties around actually has made him a sweeter guy!





Cat ownership...now that's entertainment!!