Blog about a DOG!
Holy CRAP! She brought home a dog! This is mutiny! WHY, WHY, WHY would she want a DOG? 
She calls it "Joey". Sometimes she baby talks to it and calls it "Boo Boo Doggy" or some stupid ass name like that. Personally, it makes me want to heave up a big hairball.
Just wait... eventually he WILL poo all over the carpet. She won't like it.
OK... "Joey" just went over and munched out of the cat box. That's SICK!
"Hey Buddy... THAT IS NOT TRAIL MIX!"
I think it's time to kick some "Boo Boo Doggy" Ass!
Purr, Hisssssssssss, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!..........

She calls it "Joey". Sometimes she baby talks to it and calls it "Boo Boo Doggy" or some stupid ass name like that. Personally, it makes me want to heave up a big hairball.
Just wait... eventually he WILL poo all over the carpet. She won't like it.
OK... "Joey" just went over and munched out of the cat box. That's SICK!
"Hey Buddy... THAT IS NOT TRAIL MIX!"
I think it's time to kick some "Boo Boo Doggy" Ass!
Purr, Hisssssssssss, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!..........